If pot is legalized, I expect increases in tax revenue

Let's just legalize it...tax the hell out of it. Treat it similiar to alcohol and cigarettes. In fact I believe MJ has fewer negatives overall than alcohol and cigarettes. We spend so much money to criminalize MJ whereas if the legalize it, tax it, control it I believe the gov't would actually MAKE money.

Seat me next to the irritating talker, please

I'd rather have the talker. Being stared at would be too creepy. I'd start to imagine some sort of real-life Dahmer or Jack the Ripper scenerio where I was the star attraction. At least with the talker you could tell them to shutup or how its against your faith to converse with strangers an a bus.

Grandma's painting

My most favorite and treasured painting by my Grandma is now on the wall. She painted so much during her lifetime(mostly on craft-type items) that after she passed, we had a garage and church sale to get rid of most of it. There was still so much left over, we ended up calling the Salvation Army. They brought their big truck over and we filled it up with all the items that the family did not want to keep.

I miss her so much..Love you Grandma.

Cat Bitch-Slapping a printer!

Don't steal my bone!!!!

My Native American tribe name

Onery Spouting Vocalization

My Top 3 American Idol picks

1. Danny Gokey
2. Lil Rounds
3. Jorge Nunez
   

Ode to my Big Toe

Oh...how i love my Big Toe,
My Big Toe keeps me up so I do not topple.
My Big Toe keeps me down after a stubbing.

My Big Toe keeps to itself.
Although it is the master of ALL toes.
Never willing to acquiesce it's master status.

It has a mirror twin, that acts, thinks and behaves just like My Big Toe
But it is not the Right toe.
My Big Toe has Left it's twin behind.

My Big Toe cries in pain
So I rub.

My Big Toe itches
So I scratch.

My Big Toe stinks
So I clean.

Oh...how i love my Big Toe.

My iPhone apps..

My iPhone apps:
1. CHeckPlease
2.iBowl
3. Tap Tap
4. Brainchallenge
5. MySpace
6. Enigmo
7. AstroTilt
8. AquaForest
9. Google Earth
10. CSON
11. AroundMe
12. i.TV
13. TWC
14. Backgrounds
15. Google
16. Fieldrunners
17. Flick Fishing
18. Classics
19. TapDefense
20. Amazon.com
21. facebook
22. Spawn
23. Night Stand
24. Fish Tycoon

Swords should make a comeback

Who doesn't love swords!?!?!?. I'd love to be able to run someone through just as much as the next guy LOL. The authorities should carry around a big two-handed swords. Who would mess with them if they started whipping out some conan-chop-your-head-off moves?!

My money's on the shark

This is a tough one! How do you figure which would win when they don't even exist in the same environment? I guess for sheer, cold brutality I'd go with the shark. IF we were going off of cunning and resourcefulness it be the bear hands down

Afternoon walk in Missouri

I just finished an afternoon walk with Monica and the kids, Adam and Jadalyn. It was very refreshing but also served to remind me that I'm not getting any younger! We walked along the neighborhood path through the woods and along a stream. We all were rock hunting trying to find something interesting. Monica is the "professional rock-hound" so I was always asking her "hey...whats this?" She would respond with some geologic term that often sounds like some sort of pornographic term..like cumminite(sp?). Adam had his "walking stick" which was a broken broom handle and Jadalyn brought one of Adam's books concerning Bakugauns which is some form of Japanese inspired entertainment. Monica had her backpack to haul back her treasure. I had to tell her a few times that if she wants to haul a big-ass rock like that back...fine, but I'm not moving it later!!!! We saw quite a few fish, some were quite interesting and puzzling, neither of us knew what they were.

It was a beautiful day and our excursion was quite enjoyable. Adam complained about his feet hurting but the poor boy just doesn't have enough experience in the outdoors. Hopefully we can change that. He had a good time which is kinda rare for him. I hope to have more enjoyable days like it.

Laters
Kman

I can't believe I did that

back in high school my dog got sprayed by a skunk. My mom accidentally let him back into the house and when I woke up and opened my door, here he comes running and jumping all over me. I went to class and people started commenting on "what smells like a skunk?". I was mortified so I skipped class, went to the convenience store and bought a can of tomato juice. I went home and got in the shower and proceeded to dump the tomato juice all over me.

I went back to school and no one seemed to notice from that point on so I guess it worked!!!!!

My scar portfolio

All my major injuries always happened on Sunday

1. above my right eye : thanks beer bottle(not from a bar fight.LOL)
2. back of neck : nylon strings don't break easy..even when your on a bicycle
3. top left foot : nothing like being dragged on a 4-wheeler.
4. chin : hey...who just shot me with that pellet gun
5. calf : melted plastic anyone?
6. right arm : nail poking out bottom of swing
7. under bottom lip : those kids said they catch me if I'd only let go!!
8. chicken pox : need i say more

My handiness

I've built lots of stuff. The most impressive would maybe be my myriad of robots. Another would be a system to perpetuate the 420 culture ;)

Don't say 'politically correct' around me

politically correct
I hate this crap. You're always going to piss at least one group off with ANYTHING you say

My Friday drive

So every Friday I drive from Conway Arkansas back home to Springfield MO. Todays drive was uneventful other than bad drivers with bad attitudes. I don't know if its the economy, or maybe a full moon out or what, but it seems like people are driving with shitty attitudes more and more.

My particular favorite driver personality type is what I call "the weaver dumbass" This is the person that you usually catch in your rear view mirror weaving in and out and coming up on your ass really fast. And it never fails that this person lacks the forsight ability to LOOK AHEAD at whats comming up. This leads to this dumbass whipping out to go around you only to quickly realize that there is another hapless driver in the other lane keeping them from progressing. I often will speed up just a little to initiate this kind of roadblock. I recieve much pleasure in watching their distress not being able to get ahead. JUST LOOK AHEAD AND YOU WILL SEE THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO!!!!!!!

The second driver I enjoy is the "OH My Gawd, I'm scared". This person generally doesn't know the difference from the gas pedal and the brake pedal. You can easily pick them out at stop lights, especially if they are the first in line. They will often wait for the driver in the next lane to go first. I always imagine the convo in their heads...."should i go. oh i don't know what to do, should i go? Is the light really green...OH WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!"

A third type thats quite entertaining is called the "badass dumbass" This person believes that the world actually cares who they are and that they are special in some way and feel the need to let everyone else know the same. You can usually hear them first. Often playing some sort of music that I find repulsive(its prob my age). When you do finely see them, they are usually engaged in some sort of ritualistic behaviour where their heads and arms have contracted some sort of muscular dysfunction causing them to flail and flop around to the beat of their music. But the most entertaining aspect to this odd display is when they begin to look around searching for someone that they might be able to impress. This can have many different outcomes. One outcome is once they do find someone and if they manage to attract this person's attention, then the badass dumbass starts displaying some sort of dominance behaviour..as if they're saying "what the fuck do you want?" Outher outcomes include: enginve rev up and/or peel out, increased speeds to "win" something and possibly an unintelligible verbal display that they can only understand.

Well......i'm sure there are other types that I have failed to mention. Please post any other types that you have come across. Education is the key.

Laters
Kman

A beginning...

Hello my digital world. This is my very first blog! This will be an experiment in exploring..Nothing. First let me say that my literary skills are quite lacking. You WILL see grammatical errors, dangling participles (I still don't know what that is) and any and all officially labeled and documented errors that one may committ. Maybe some spelling errors although these may be few, only because of the little smart underline thingy that happens when you grossly violate the english language. I may also try to impress anyone who could be impressed with my sharp wit, but I'm not expecting good results :P

I am interested to see how long this "blogging" thing will keep me entertained. I guess that depends on if anyone will actually read it. I know my wonderful girlfriend, Moni, will read everything faithfully, but she can only pump up my delusions of greatness so much. Although I am pretty wonderful, I know this because she tells me :P

I must also admit that adding the google ads thing to maybe make some money was a factor in making this blogg..along with I don't have any other kind of website to use.

Ok...off to jacking with the setting and stuff

kman